Your release of the white Iphone is no longer appealing. Where was this a year ago? I am personally an upset customer because at first I was willing to wait for this snow-colored Iphone, but wait no more. I've moved on, you lead me on way too long. I feel like a strung-along girlfriend. I can't just wait for you. I'm writing you this blog post to request that you make it up to your badass fan followers by coming out with multi-colored Iphones. Personally, I'd enjoy a nice hot pink or turquoise mobile device. I feel like this is the least you can do for not fulfilling my needs the first time around.
Your estranged lover,
Tori Petersen
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