The monster that is Purell.

Yesterday I read an article on Purell and the evil that it is bringing to our world. This clear liquid that we douse our filthy fallangees might be the cause of a super germ that will kill us all.... (unlikely, but still an interesting thought).


Can you imagine a germ the size of Fondren Library just noming (Nom, Nom, Nom, eating) all of us SMU students right up? A big green germ, with fangs, and a jerry curl. (*Note: Jerry curls are another source of evil in this world). Purell claims to kill 99.9% of germs, along with the other leading brands.

....Where is that pesky little .01% germ left over on your hand, you might ask?

It's off fornicating with the other .01 germs on other hands you may come in contact with. Multiplying and noming with its mates, having secret meetings and plotting how to take over the world. The truth is this .01% could be extremely dangerous. Then again, I could be a hypochondriac.

However, studies have shown that this .01% may affect us later in life. I guess we'll have to deal.