Heart-Attack-Grill is coming to the West end of Dallas. Shoot. Me. In. The. Face.
Are these people fucking kidding? In case you are unaware of this new "trendy" or disgusting restaurant that is slithering into our city May 13th, let me inform you.
Heart-Attack-Grill offers repulsing high-fat content foods that targets obese people, as well as just average joes, to come make the world a worse place. The waitresses are dresses in nurses costumes and serve their "triple and quadruple bypass" burgers as well as lard-soaked fries and butter-fat shakes. (Might I add they happily claim the highest butter-fat content worldwide on their website). And hey, if you weigh in over 350 pounds, you get a free meal. Isn't that just fucking great.
GROSS. DISGUSTING. Hey, let's add to the growing epidemic of obesity. 1 in 4 adults in Dallas are already overweight, according to SMU's Daily Campus.
Idea: Let's put in a hospital/clinic down in the west end, preferably right next to this new joint, so that we can wheel our fat friends in there to receive their actual bypasses and increase our medical and healthcare costs! It's a win-win for everyone! Maybe Heart-Attack-Grill will even deliver so that they can get their lard-fill post operations.
(Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger)
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