Sheen-isms

Charlie Sheen has exploded inside my cable box. His crazy antics have literally taken my eyeballs out of my head and glued them to my TV. I can't get enough of this idiot. I now closely follow his twitter, and marvel at the posts on his feed. Like, how did this guy test positive for drugs? Something must obviously be working for him, because all of America is allowing Sheen to make millions by tuning in to his crazyness.

Instead of giving up something for Lent, I have decided to take on a task.

Each time something good happens in my life, I would like to include
"Winning"

as a tag line. I was told that taking negative speech out of my vocabulary will increase my happiness. Well thanks, Charlie Sheen, maybe you are good for something.