Recently, I had a dream that my two brothers and I were arrested and taken into an alternate reality. In this reality, we first walked over a long trecherous and foggy bridge where we were greeted by police swamp men. These men resembled the character of "Old Greg" in the ever so popular YouTube video. These swamp men explained that they were going to lock us up forever on account of using fake id's at Greenville's "Parkit Market". They then proceeded to take us into a swamp cell that was covered in moss and green Jolly Ranchers. 
Naturally, I woke up in a frenzy.
This dream told me that I either...
A. Watch "Old Gregg" too much on YouTube.
B. Have been using my Guatamalen fake i.d. way more than a 19-year-old should.
C. Need to get my ass to the gym because Jolly Ranchers have now snuck their way into my dreams.
Thanks, subconcious.
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