A Whole New World... Literally

I discovered contacts. This is the song I immediately thought of upon being able to ACTUALLY see what is around me.

I'm not exactly sure why it took me so long to warm up to these friendly eye-inserts. My life has drastically changed. It's like I'm living in HD. No longer do I have the awkward squint-across-the-boulevard to people who are waving at me while making my way to classes.

No, I can see you guys crystal clear. Which also gives me the decision as to whether I will casually greet, throw a head nod, or leave in the dust. My options have multiplied from the mere, I have to wave, to a buffet of alternatives. I wonder what else my new-found eye friends can do for me?

However, I do believe the colored contacts are a repulsive way of trying to enhance one's looks. Maybe scientists should create a chemical/tear drops that can be dropped into ones eye and change their eye-color? Maybe I'll invent it!